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WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
S: Nope. Unless you want to count that guy in the Bible. Ma always liked that story.
H: Which one? The one with Goliath or the one with his gay lover?
S: King David had a gay lover?
H: Uh-huh. Detective David does too. Talk about your coincidences.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
S: When the deli ran out of pastrami.
H: Listen to the tough guy, making out like nothing ever touches him. You are such a liar. You watching the right Disney movie can get the waterworks going.
S: Hey—don't forget, I lost a parent young. I knew what Bambi was going through.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
S: I'll say one thing. It's better than my typing.
H: I wouldn't disagree. His typing is worse.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
S: The aforementioned pastrami.
H: The "aforementioned"? Is that from your Word of Day calendar?
S: Laugh it up, turkey loaf breath.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
S: None that are mine by blood. But there's a girl named Molly…
H: …and a boy named Kiko.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
S: If I were another person I could have this kind of dual identity thing goin' with myself that would be a pretty cool superpower, if you think about it.
H: I'm not so sure you've got the legs for tights, Starsk.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
S: Only with people who'll get it.
H: Only with people who won't get it.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
S: Yep. Wanna see?
H: No. Had them out as a kid.
9. DO YOU COOK/BAKE?
S: Not so much. That's more Hutch's thing.
H: I cook. He eats.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL?
S: Cocoa Puffs with chocolate milk. It's like a double shot of chocolate-y goodness first thing in the morning.
H: Oh my god.
S: How is that more disgusting than your goat cheese, seaweed and decimated liver shake?
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
S: Nah. Though I regret it sometimes later when I'm in a hurry and can't get the damned things back on again.
H: I wear boots.
S: And Hush Puppies. Ow!!
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
S: Strong enough.
H: Not as strong as him.
S: Whaddya talkin' about? You've carried me around when I was dead weight without so much as breakin' a sweat.
H: I didn't mean that kind of strength, Starsk.
S: Blondie, you keep sweet talking me like that and I don't see how I can keep from kissing you.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
S: Rocky road.
H: Vanilla.
S: Oh man, babe. Sometimes you make it too easy.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
S: Their hair. I got a thing for blonds.
H: Their butt.
S: He's got a thing for mine.
15. RED OR PINK?
S: You've seen my car. What do you think?
H: I'm taking the fifth.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
S: I wish I was smarter. It's hard sometimes keepin' up with the Blintz.
H: What are you talking about? You're smart about all the things that really matter.
S: So what you're sayin' is I'm smart about you.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
S: My dad. No question.
H: My grandfather. He was quite a man.
18. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
S: Let's see…it's morning. We just got out of bed. Um…Hutch.
H: STARSKY!
19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
S: My stomach grumbling. Like I said, I ain't had breakfast yet. And while Hutch is delicious, he's not particularly filling. At least not in that way…
H: STARSK!
S: You know…I may need to change my mind about that whole color thing. My one baby looks good in red, but my other doesn't look half bad with his face all pink like this.
20. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
S: Puce.
H: What is it with you and puce? You don't even know what color that is.
21. FAVORITE SMELLS?
S: Sometimes when we go to bed at night, I'll lay there with my cheek to Hutch's chest, and I'll take breath, and all I can smell is him. You know? It's the end of the day, so all the soap and aftershave and perfumy stuff has faded, and all that's left is the real him—just skin and sweat and…Hutch. If I could bottle it, I'd make a mint.
H: Wow. I mean that's…wow.
22. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
S: My ma. Last night for her weekly check-in.
H: His ma. Now that she knows about us, she checks in with me too.
23. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
S: Baseball. Go Dodgers!
H: You know, I actually like watching hockey. And football.
24. HAIR COLOR?
S: Brown
H: I think we've established—I'm a blond.
25. EYE COLOR?
S: Blue
H: Blue. Lighter than his.
S: But no less lovely.
26. FAVORITE FOOD?
S: I could say Hutch—
H: No you can't! Cut it out.
S: All right then. Pizza. It's a perfect food.
H: Sea bass, grilled with lemon and capers.
S: Oh! I don't know what puce is, but you know what capers are? Please.
27. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
S: Happy endings. All the way.
H: We've had enough scares to last a lifetime.
28. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
S: War of the Gargantuas.
H: War of the whoziwhats?
S: Gargantuas. It was on Creature Double Feature last Saturday with Zontar the Thing from Mars.
H: And for this you decided to stay home rather than go with me to the Fellini retrospective at the university?
S: Aw, Hutch, all those flicks are in Italian. These monsters speak English. Even if their lips don't exactly match what they're saying.
29. SUMMER, WINTER, SPRING OR AUTUMN?
S: Summer—baseball, making out under the stars, and my blond flamingo here in short shorts.
H: Ever since I moved to California, I miss having a real winter. There's something to be said for cuddling in front of a roaring fire.
S: Stretch out for me a bear skin rug, schweetheart, and you have yourself a date.
30. HUGS OR KISSES?
S: My guy has arms that'll squeeze the stuffing outta ya. But he could teach a class in kissing.
H: I don't really care as long as it's with him.
31. FAVORITE DESSERT?
S: Something strong and sweet. So give me a little sugar, sugah. ::mwahmm::
H: Oh!
32. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
S: The Guinness Book of World Records.
H: I'm tellin' you, Starsk. Getting in that book is more trouble than it's worth.
33. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
S: I don’t have a mouse. But I had a chinchilla once.
H: He means guinea pig.
S: Poe-tay-tah, poe-tah-toe.
34. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
S: The news. We were on it. Thankfully they got my good side.
H: You know, half the time I don't understand how we can still work undercover in this town.
35. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
S: Stones.
H: Beatles. I love McCartney and Lennon's songs.
37. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
S: Vietnam.
H: Hawaii.
S: Wish I'd booked with your travel agent.
38. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
S: Brooklyn Hospital
H: St. Luke's Hospital in Duluth.
39. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO READING?
S: I don't gotta read anything. He's sitting right here next to me, talkin' out loud.
H: Uh…what he said.
40. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?
S: Time for us to wrap this up so Hutch and me can go grab a bite, and then enjoy our day off.
H: What did you want to do, Starsk?
S: Babe, as long as you keep smilin' at me that way, we can do whatever you want.
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